• guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]


Marina and the Diamonds + emojis: insp


kingcheddarxvii:

aidn:

breakingnews:

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty
ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.
Read more here

let him dance

This sounds like a forgotten Monty Python sketch

kingcheddarxvii:

aidn:

breakingnews:

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty

ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.

Read more here

let him dance

This sounds like a forgotten Monty Python sketch


I really think I’ve changed like I remember a couple months ago if I went into a store and found something I absolutely loved, even if I could afford it I would go home without it if I wasn’t able to lift it

Honestly that is no way to live, I just stole a $50 sweater and bought some $10 jeans and I’m feeling good

posted 2 days ago with 2 notes

liftingproblem:

Guys.. A cute boy with tattoos at work likes me but is too scared to talk to me so he gave his number to another coworker to give to me

This is a guy who walks around the store yelling random shit and did a cartwheel inside the store yesterday..and he’s too terrified to give me his number. And apparently he’s been planning to do it for a few days now but couldn’t get up the nerve bc he likes me too much

How fucking cute I can’t believe this

Update: he asked me out and I said yes :)


intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0


shisnojon:

BREH

shisnojon:

BREH


ayyoo-river:

gf: hey come over ;)

me: i cant im in bonnie tyler’s music video for total eclipse of the heart

gf: my parents aren’t home

me:

 image


I’m goING to the mall today 😊🌝

posted 2 days ago with 3 notes

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